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Jan 13 2012

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Another Porn Spoof to Take YOUR Children to Porn Valley – Why Isn’t George Lucas Stopping This??

 

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By Jeffrey Lee Puckett, who may have gone to the Crescent once or twice “Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody” arrives later this month at all of your better adult theaters. It’s said to be a big-budget and surprisingly accomplished spoof of George Lucas’ almost entirely sexless 1977 classic, which didn’t offer so much as a peck on the cheek.
 

In retrospect, that was a large part of the film’s charm and one reason it was the perfect homage to vintage westerns and Saturday matinee serials — because once upon a time, in a country far, far away, movies and television didn’t need gratuitous sex to tell a story.

I’m no prude, as the nearly 500,000 members at my website, www.letsgetnaked.com (just kidding), will attest. But I’ve got to draw the line at “Stars Wars XXX,” and this despite the many hours spent drooling at Princess Leia in that “Return of the Jedi” slave costume. That’s just good, clean innocent fun compared to the idea of Leia hooking up with Han Solo, or Luke. Or even Chewie. Ewww.

So how about we pretend “Star Wars XXX” never happened? Let’s leave “Star Wars,” that bastion of wholesomeness, alone, and let it stand for something. But by all means, porn people, go ahead and trash “The Phantom Menace” as deeply and savagely as you’d like.

 

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